There's an error in the Link version of Three's a Crowd. The 2nd to last last line in the poem should read "Tim couldn't have Terri..." rather than "Ted couldn't have Terri..."

Here's the revised version cause we can't have Ted being the perp now can we?

Three's a Crowd

Tim and Ted loved Terri
But Terri loved Ted
Tim bought Terri orchids
But Ted and Terri went to bed
One night Tim called Terri
But Ted answered instead
Tim couldn't have Terri
So he shot em both in the head

—Greg Santos