I got an e-mail from Maryn tonight which was pretty funny so I thought I'd post it here. Have a good night.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Etc...: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.