When I grow up I want to be iconish too

You know it's a slow news day when Jessica Simpson invents a new word and MSN Entertainment actually writes an article about the momentous event. But "iconish"? That's pretty lame.

If I were to invent a new word, it would be something cool like "curmudgicon" or "frickalicious". Yeah. Those words just roll off my tongue and make me sound like a badasssss.

I'd be like, "hey buddy, quit being such a curmudgicon. Now if you don't mind, I'm talking to my frickalicious babe."

You know what? I should contact MSN and let them know I invented some new words. Then they can write an article about me and let the world know how much of an iconish figure I've become.

That would be great.