MORE CELEBRITY QUOTES

1. "You can't help but change a little bit, but on the inside I'm still completely the same person." -- Britney Spears

2. "Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?" -- Paris Hilton

3. "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." -- Homer Simpson

4. "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." -- Woody Allen.

How about some more Britney Spears quotes cause they're just so damn amusing:

5. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -- Britney Spears

6. "I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England." -- Britney Spears

And the piece de resistance:

7. "I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself." -- Britney Spears