CELEBRITY QUOTES

1. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." -- Sharon Stone

2. "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

3. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -- Jack Nicholson

4. "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

5. "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro