It's seems like there's trouble a-brewing in the town of "Spearsville" also known as "Feder-land". Poor Britney's show is facing cancellation if they aren't able to pull in more viewers. I am shocked that more people aren't paying attention to her reality show, because if people can tune into the likes of Paris Hilton and the Simpson sisters, it seems unreal to me that people are ignoring our generation's "Pop-Princess".

But maybe people are starting to lose interest in "celebrity reality shows", what with the Hollywood-Machine cramming them down our throats constantly for the past few years. It seems that with the success of shows like Lost and Desperate Housewives, the serial drama is back in business. This doesn't bode well for our favourite reality show celebs.

I mean take a look at what's happening with some of them: Noone seems to care that Britney had "all-day love sessions" with Kevin before they got married, Jessica Simpson's marriage to Nick Lachey is on the rocks (apparently Star magazine was forced to retract a statement saying that Jessica had filed for divorce - hmmm seems that the Simpson's don't want any problems what with another one of their TV specials coming up. A divorce would probably put a damper on things... or make things more interesting...), and the once inseparable Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are apparently no longer friends.

Here's a solution: Why don't they make a TV show where former stars are put in a house to duke it out in a battle royale to extend their 15 minutes of fame?

Oh, wait a minute. They've already done that on The Surreal Life. Damn.

Britney's TV reality

(BANG) - Britney Spears has been warned her new reality TV show could face the axe unless it gets more viewers.

TV bosses have told the pop babe that her fly-on-the-wall show 'Britney and Kevin: Chaotic', which charts her relationship with second husband Kevin Federline, will be pulled from TV schedules unless its ratings improve.

Pregnant Britney, who is expecting her first child later this year, is said to be distraught by the news and is now undergoing counselling sessions.

A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "The worst thing is the viewing figures are so low, she's upset that her fans don't seem to care anymore.

"It's painful for her that her fans have stopped listening to what she has to say."

Meanwhile, the 'Toxic' singer has been rapped by her mother for revealing a series of intimate sex secrets on the show.

The 23-year-old star, who famously boasted she would remain a virgin until her wedding night, stunned viewers in the first episode by begging then-boyfriend Kevin for sex and bragging about the couple's all-day sex sessions.