Maryn sent me some quotes from the leader of our neighbors from the south. I've got to say, George W. has said alot of funny things in the past. I'm sure he'll continue to put his foot in his mouth for years to come. Thanks for the the laughs Mr. President.
Enjoy:

" I DO NOT BELIEVE WE'VE PUT A GUILTY... I MEAN INNOCENT PERSON TO DEATH IN THE STATE OF TEXAS."
-ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, NPR, JUNE 16, 2000

"THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME."
BENTONVILLE, ARK., NOV. 6, 2000

"IT'S CLEARLY A BUDGET. IT'S GOT A LOT OF NUMBERS IN IT."
-REUTERS, MAY 5, 2000

"I WAS RAISED IN THE WEST. THE WEST OF TEXAS. IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO CALIFORNIA. IN MORE WAYS THAN WASHINGTON, D.C., IS CLOSE TO CALIFORNIA."
-IN LOS ANGELES AS QUOTED BY THE LOS ANGELES TIMES, APRIL 8, 2000

"WILL THE HIGHWAYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME MORE FEW?"
-CONCORD, N.H., JAN. 29, 2000

"RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED: IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?"
-FLORENCE, S.C., JAN. 11, 2000

"I DON'T REMEMBER DEBATES. I DON'T THINK WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME DEBATING IT.. MAYBE WE DID, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER."
-ON DISCUSSIONS OF THE VIETNAM WAR WHEN HE WAS AN UNDERGRADUATE AT YALE, WASHINGTON POST, JULY 27, 1999

"IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR FOLKS TO UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN THERE'S MORE TRADE, THERE'S MORE COMMERCE." -AT THE SUMMIT OF THE AMERICAS IN QUEBEC CITY, APRIL 21, 2001

"YOU TEACH A CHILD TO READ, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST.'' -FEB. 21, 2001

ONE OF THE COMMON DENOMINATORS I HAVE FOUND IS THAT EXPECTATIONS RISE ABOVE THAT WHICH IS EXPECTED.

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BOOKS IS SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC PICTURES.

"I THINK WHAT'S GETTING LOST IN THIS WHOLE DEBATE IS THIS: TAKING DRUGS IS WRONG." W'S ANSWER TO WHAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD DO ABOUT HIGH PRESCRIPTION DRUG PRICES IN THE USA

"I THINK IT'S FINE, AS LONG AS IT'S CHRISTIAN PRAYERS. ANYTHING ELSE IS UN-AMERICAN." [HIS THOUGHTS ON PRAYING AT SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAMES]

"OUR PRIORITIES IS OUR FAITH."

"I HOPE THE AMBITIOUS REALIZE THAT THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO SUCCEED WITH SUCCESS AS OPPOSED TO FAILURE." - JAN. 18, 2001

"I KNOW THE HUMAN BEING AND FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY." - SEP. 29, 2000

"FAMILIES IS WHERE OUR NATION FINDS HOPE, WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAM." - OCT. 18, 2000

"WE CANNOT LET TERRIERS AND ROGUE NATIONS HOLD THIS NATION HOSTILE" - SEP. 9, 2000